Author: annesanta

Oh well hello there Santa! I was just taking a snooze in the sun, that being my favorite hobby.  You may notice the extreme cleanliness of my fur.  That is because I am an immaculate cat.  I spend most of…

How do you do, Mr. Santa Claus! How very pleased I am to make your acquaintance.  Why, this very time last year I was but a street urchin, a waif tossed out upon the ugly surf of modern life to…

Dear Dear Santa! I’m a big, fuzzy, very sweet cow.  I also happen to have the most beauuuuutiful moo.   I’m just so grateful that I’ve gotten to stay at this farm as long as I have. Before, I was moved…

Dear Santa, I’m Davey (otherwise known as “Davey-Doo”) and I’m new here.  I’m a Boer goat but I’m really small for my age (I’m 8 months old!).  Now, Santa, you might not know it, but I have a mouth problem.…

Dear Santa Claus, My name is Zoe Monster.  A many years ago, when I was young and charming …. two very silly people brought me for boarding and never picked me up. I have had quite the life since then.…

Hi hi Santa! Mamie here. Santa Santa Santa! I can’t believe Stephanie got to write her letter before me. I’ve always been first in line. I’m so annoyed I’m going to bark at a high pitched squeal all day long…

My dear kind Santa Claus, Yet another year has passed, and I’m so honored to write my annual “Dear Santa” letter to you. You have been good and kind to this aging pig, and by now I think you know…

Ok now Santa, I’ve got lots to say but hang on, I just forgot what it was, oh darnit, wait a minute I need to go check out that bug, nope, gone, now where was I?  Uh oh, Nicole has…

Well now Santa, how de do? My name is Herman and many people don’t even know me because I’m a shy guy.  I came to this farm because my owners planned to send me to the butcher because my wool…

Heya Santa, what’s goin’ on? Vinnie here (if they don’t stop calling me “Little Vinnie” we’re gonna have a problem, jes sayin). So Santa, seriously, I’m a good goat. I’ve been good all year.  I haven’t broken into any cars,…