Dear Santa Claus,
My name is Zoe Monster. A many years ago, when I was young and charming …. two very silly people brought me for boarding and never picked me up. I have had quite the life since then. I’m not as feisty as I used to be (I won the Rabbit Boxing Championships 5 years running). Now I do like a good quiet pet. For a while I had the most handsome boyfriend named Giovanni. He died of cancer and broke my heart. But Santa, next week I am going speed dating. Friends of Rabbits has bunny match days and I hope, even though I’m a bit longer in the tooth now (10 years old is ‘mature’ for rabbits), I really hope I will find someone I can snuggle with again.
Santa Claus, my needs are simple. I would very much like a new and clean litter box. We rabbits tend to chew on things a lot, including our litter boxes! This one is nice because it has high sides so I can have a bit of privacy, if you know what I mean: https://www.chewy.com/frisco-high-sided-cat-litter-box/dp/168284
Also, I just love getting on top of things. I found a few rabbit castles that are so neat! Maybe you can choose one for me! This one is nice and simple: https://tinyurl.com/castle-for-zoe But if I get a boyfriend, we can use this double castle! https://tinyurl.com/two-tower-castle-for-zoe
Now, these natural forage snacks are enjoyed by ALL of us in the bunny room and boy oh boy, the price is right! https://www.chewy.com/kaytee-food-from-wild-natural-snack/dp/225864
Santa, I’m really a sweet, soft bunny. I would like to spend more time in people’s laps. Could you please send me a sponsor who will pet and brush me? I’m not at all naughty when I get to sit on the sofa! https://www.stargazingfarm.org/animals/sponsor-an-animal/
Thank you Mr. Claus. I’m so glad that you come here very year. All the animals are so happy this time of year!
Love from your,
Zoe Monster
