Dwayne
Um, hello Santa? I’m Dwayne. I’m a sheep. I’m a good sheep but I have a question: is it ok if I also really like cows? I feel so at home with the cows, and they accept me as one…
Written by the animals at Star Gazing Farm

Um, hello Santa? I’m Dwayne. I’m a sheep. I’m a good sheep but I have a question: is it ok if I also really like cows? I feel so at home with the cows, and they accept me as one…
Well hay there, Mr. Claus! I’m about to finish out my second year here at this farm and it’s been a mighty fine run. I had been part of a trade deal and ended up living with hogs. It wasn’t…
Santa: Look. My boyfriend Al wrote you a little while ago. He told you were are partiers. OMG. Seriously? We are asleep by 8pm. The problem is that HE is really messy. He might claim that it’s my nesting instinct…
Oh Santie, please be nice to me this year? Not that you aren’t always nice, but in my distant past I remember the man who wasn’t nice to me. He was so mean that the animal police had to take…
Santa, they say I’m fickle. I say I just have particularly good taste. They say I’m unpredictable. I say that people need to pay attention when it’s time to stop petting me. After all these millennia and humans still cannot…
Oh Santa…. Some people think I’m a tough guy. Some people think I’m a ladies’ man. Some people say I’m just a dandy, a fop, a fashionista. Yes, I have 5 toes and feathered feet. Yes, my head feathers are…
Howdy doody, Mr. Saint Nick! I’m Cosmo and I’m feelin pretty good here, especially seeing as I get to write to your very own self today! Santa (that’s your nickname, right? Mine is Cosmo Kramer), I am a very cheerful…
Santa! You promised me I’d grow up! We’ll I’ve grown up but I’m still short. What is going on here? Look at me and look at Petey. I know I was really really tiny when I first came. In fact,…
Ah, yes, hello Santa Claus. My name is Clyde. Well, I guess you can see that from my signature. I’m a shy guy, and that’s why I’m kind of looking away from the camera in this photo. But I’m also…
Hiya Sants, I’m Harriet and this is my best friend Faith! We’re pretty new here. Why, we were just born a few months ago and yes, it’s true, we are already kind of big as tubs now (we made a…