Waiting for Santa Claus
Santa Claus? Hello Santa Claus? Are you coming still? We are outside waiting for you. Look, it’s me Dolly and my sister Shannon, our husband Dwayne (that’s a long story so don’t ask) and our children William and Willow.…
Written by the animals at Star Gazing Farm

Santa Claus? Hello Santa Claus? Are you coming still? We are outside waiting for you. Look, it’s me Dolly and my sister Shannon, our husband Dwayne (that’s a long story so don’t ask) and our children William and Willow.…
Hail to my old friend Santa Claus! Last year I wrote to you of my troubles with the bully George and the upstart female geese who invaded my space and pushed me out. Santa, I’m nearly 22 years old and…
Hello Santa! Yes yes I know I’m late getting my letter out to you. Don’t blame me, though. Everyone in line in front of me was taking their sweet time deciding what to say to you. Hmm. Now I have…
Santa santa santa! OMG I’ve been waiting in line for days and days. The secretary kept telling me, “hold on a second” but it’s been approximately 3650 seconds since she said that (I’m good at math) and I’m getting pretty…
Hiya Santers, It’s Tony again, glad to see you but I’m a year older now – I’m almost a teenager! Santsos, you never seem to get older – what is your trick? You probably remember that I came here when…
Hey. Santa. It’s me. What are you doing? Are you coming, or what? Like, everyone is “all abuzz” about your visiting the farm, but seriously – you have to make such a big deal out of it. Like, we have…
Dear Mr. Santa Claus, I have not written to you since the first year I arrived here which was about 50 years ago in dog years. It’s because my job here is to patrol. To stay in the background. To…
Monsieur: May I report to you that the increased abundance of males on this farm is to me a tiny bit distressing. On the other hand, as I remain the most handsome and most eligible bachelor, I must sneeze away…
Dearest Santa, This is my very first time writing you – and oh my gosh I can’t believe I’ll actually get to meet you this Saturday! Can we do a selfie together? Santa, since you know everything about everyone, I…
Santa Pants, it’s us again, the B-B brothers! Well, we’re not really brothers because how could we be? Brucie is still ridiculously shy and I’m an outgoing “howdy pleased to meet ya” kind of guy. Plus he’s gotten fat. He…