Mamie

Santa santa santa!  OMG I’ve been waiting in line for days and days. The secretary kept telling me, “hold on a second” but it’s been approximately 3650 seconds since she said that (I’m good at math) and I’m getting pretty antsy.  What if you don’t get my letter in time? What about the animals waiting in line behind me and breathing down my neck? It’s been very stressful.  Why can’t she type faster?

Ok but here we are now, phew, what a relief!  Santa, when I was younger I could never have imagined the life I’d have now. Oh, it was so dreary. Cold. I lived in a cage and I kept having more and more puppies even though I didn’t want to. And then I ended up having female troubles but I won’t tell you about those since you’re a man and might blush.

Anyhow Santa, I have it good now! My mom recently got a heated blanket and I get to share it with her! But she says that sometimes I leave a lot of hair on the blanket, so I was thinking maybe you could send me a nice brush?  The young volunteers love playing with me and I can also ask them to brush me so I don’t shed so much!   https://tinyurl.com/brush-for-mamie

Since I love those volunteers so much, would you also send them some hand warmers? They get cold when they go outside to work.  https://tinyurl.com/hand-warmers-for-mamie  I understand! I go outside to run a bit but then I have to run run run back in because my tootsies get cold!

Now we’ll talk about a delicate situation. That is — you see — I love food.  I love food SOOOOO much. I tend to eat a bit fast, but these slow feeding bowls work really well and it will help me be moderate in my habits (that’s what my mom tells me I need). https://tinyurl.com/slow-feeder-for-mamie

Oh my gosh, I’m so relieved that I could get this letter out to you! I have a short attention span so I might need to go now, but I do love that you care for all the animals, Santa!  Oh – and please don’t forget to send me a sponsor! https://shop.stargazingfarm.org/product/mamie/

Love and lots of kisses,

Mamie