Mamie

Hiya Santa! It’s me, Mamie. Santa, so you remember how cute I am!? I can run around and around in circles and then jump up on you and knock you down. Sometimes I’m kind of a noisy little dog. And very nervous. But very cute. (Santa, please remember my history: I was locked in a cage for many years being forced to have babies over and over again. I know I have some PTSD from that.)

I love love love my people, but I hate hate hate it when they aren’t paying attention to me. I don’t know why I’m so anxious, because I know they love me and they DO pay a lot of attention to me. As I get older, though, I am able to reflect a little on my own self. I try to meditate with my mom every day. (but usually I just fall asleep).

So I thought, why not try better living through chemistry? I read this article that said these calming chews are top rated (A+). I’d be willing to try them out to see if it takes the edge off of my anxiety. https://tinyurl.com/calming-chews-for-mamie

I can tell you, also, that I do love chewing on bones.  There is something incredibly soothing about chewing.  These bones are just messy enough to annoy mom and just yummy enough to keep me busy for hours and hours. When I finish with them, she stuffs them with peanut butter and now THERE is a good project. https://tinyurl.com/chewbones-for-mamie

Santa, I loved meeting you last weekend. You are so big and kind to animals. I noticed, though, that the humans were having some difficulty staying awake. It seems that their coffee carafe BROKE! Now, I do sneak some coffee myself from time to time (don’t even start about how that makes me nervous), so I can understand why the humans need easy access to their caffeine. This type of carafe would be very good for them!  https://tinyurl.com/coffee-carafe-for-mamie

Santa, I honestly can’t remember the last time someone sponsored me. All the big dogs seem to get the attention, but that’s really unfair. That’s anti-short-dogism. So please send me someone who will want to come and play with me!

https://shop.stargazingfarm.org/product/mamie/

Santa, I wish you came more than once a year – would you come in the summertime? That would be so much fun! You can jump in the pool with me, wheeeee!

Love you Santa,

Mamie