Bruno

Hey hey hey Santa Claus,

I’m feeling pretty jolly these days, Santa – how about you? I like this colder weather.  It makes me frisky.  The only problem is that it makes Jean-Claude the llama frisky, too. He just can’t seem to leave things alone. He KNOWS that I’m blind in one eye and he sneaks up on me and spies on me as though it were his job. I’ve been here for 6 years now; I came here with my best friend Salvo from the “kill auction” (don’t ask, please).  After Salvo passed away last year, Jean-Claude offered to be my best friend. Ummmm.  Yeah.

Well enough about me, Santa, are you eating your fruits and veggies?  You can see that I’m still getting the best hay that money can buy! But I do need a few supplies, if you please and you have time to send your elves out for shopping.

I guess I mentioned that I’m blind in one eye.  Without getting too graphic, the eye has shrunk and so sometimes I get stuff like dust and dirt in there and it has to be flushed.  These little things are great for that! https://tinyurl.com/saline-flush-for-bruno

After they flush my eye (which I don’t enjoy, just in case you were wondering, but it does make me feel better) they put in an ointment which is quite soothing:  https://tinyurl.com/eye-ointment-for-bruno

Santa, we have different halters for different animals, but my halter gets to live in the place of honor, right on the barn wall.  Only thing is, it’s hanging on an old nail.  I mean – seriously? These stylish hooks in the shape of a horseshoe would spiff up the look and they aren’t expensive at all! https://tinyurl.com/halter-hooks-for-bruno

I’m so happy I could write to you today. I just can’t wait to see you on December 14.  Your visit to the farm is the highlight of my year! (and I’m sure you’ll remember to bring peppermints…. )

Could I just ask for one more thing? I’d love to have someone sponsor me, especially if they could come and visit and brush me. I love being brushed and talked to (it’s a horse thing).  https://shop.stargazingfarm.org/product/bruno/

I hope you don’t eat too many cookies (those reindeer might go on strike, you know!) and that you have a wonderful time delivering all your goodies to children and animals this year.

Much love from your horse friend,

Bruno

Star Gazing Farm
16760 Whites Store Road
Boyds, MD 20841