Jean-Claude

Monsieur:

May I report to you that the increased abundance of males on this farm is to  me a tiny bit distressing. On the other hand, as I remain the most handsome and most eligible bachelor, I must sneeze away the mild inconvenience of these new presences. I will admit that Clyde the llama has proved to be a good friend. I am not yet sure about Dorrie the alpaca. He is so girl-crazy that he seems to have lost his mind. Tsk tsk.

Monsieur le Santa – I fear that I will repeat myself from last year when I wrote you of this somewhat delicate subject of toilet habits of llamas. Alors, you see we are not like the impossibly messy cows who simply plop their enormous waste in piles everywhere so that those less careful may step in them. Nor are we like the sheep, who walk while pooping. Merde, that is a terrible sight. Mais non! We have our own private toilets. We designate a few spots on the farm and then use these exclusively. They must be cleaned up regularly, but, hélas, the shovels, they do not work so well. This is a very fine and handsomely decorated ‘pooper scooper’ exclusively designed for llamas and alpacas. This will enable the people who serve us to greatly enhance the sanitation of our WCs. https://tinyurl.com/pooper-scooper-for-jc

In order to properly “scoop” the “poop”, we shall need a rake like this one: https://tinyurl.com/rake-for-jean-claude  They are very useful in many circonstances, vous savez?

Alors, please you must be informed that I adore the baby carrots.  Please bring me some when you visit on Saturday, eh?  https://shop.stargazingfarm.org/product/santa-festival/

C’est tout, monsieur le Santa! Ah, except may you please send to me a sponsor or several sponsors? They may stand and admire me from a distance but if they bring to  me the baby carrots, I will be able to engage in la conversation très polie with them. https://shop.stargazingfarm.org/product/jean-claude/

A bientôt,

Jean-Claude