Brucie and Bilbo

Santa Pants, it’s us again, the B-B brothers!  Well, we’re not really brothers because how could we be? Brucie is still ridiculously shy and I’m an outgoing “howdy pleased to meet ya” kind of guy. Plus he’s gotten fat. He needs to exercise more. Sants, can you pul-eeeze help me convince him to get his daily trotting in?

As to me, I’m doing great! Check out my smile. I’m a natural for the camera, don’t you think? Maybe you could use me in some of your promotional brochures?

Well now Santsers, here’s a few things we could use this year (boy do I love being able to actually ASK for stuff and not just accept whatever we get, which, OK, I admit it, is pretty good stuff.  But still  our OWN stuff?).  So anyways, here we go:

a nice bowl that won’t tip over, is easy to clean, and is big enough for both of our noses to fit inside! https://tinyurl.com/bowl-for-brucie-and-bilbo

we have an undeniable urge to hide. Even if we like people (and we do like some of them), we love to hide and be inside caves. Maybe that’s why they call us cavys? Hmm.  Anyhow, this hay tunnel is tried and tested here and we love it: https://tinyurl.com/hay-tunnel-for-b-b

or this one – it has two little openings that look fun to peek out from: https://tinyurl.com/hay-hut-for-b-b

OK here we go, the big ask! We just learned from our neighbor (OMG she is soooo sweet and she has her very own guinea pig too and guess what … he’s even fatter than Brucie! hee hee): She has something called “hydroponic” growing system.  That’s a big word for a guinea pig.  We love love love fresh veggies, and from the bad language I hear from the people who go out shopping, fresh veggies are very expensive now. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could grow our own!? https://tinyurl.com/hydroponic-grower-for-b-and-b

We love sponsors, too! Here’s where someone can sponsor us and get a really cute package in the mail AND they can come and visit us. https://shop.stargazingfarm.org/product/bilbo-and-brucie/

And that’s it!  The whole magilla. Listen, I don’t want to be rude, but it’s kind of time for our afternoon nap.

Byyyyye! Love,

Bilbo and Brucie