George

Oh Santie, please be nice to me this year? Not that you aren’t always nice, but in my distant past I remember the man who wasn’t nice to me. He was so mean that the animal police had to take me away. So I still suffer what they call “Piggy PTSD”.  I’ve learned to only trust a few people, who are gentle and speak softly and bring my room service breakfast and dinner to me. And I have my Hazel and Waldo. Hazel tries to steal my food sometimes, but other than that she is a great snuggle buddy.

Dearest Santa, in the wintertime (which is now, just in case you’ve lost track) it gets cold. We have these fancy heat lamps to help us keep our body temperature up. But sometimes the bulbs wear out because they work really hard.  We only have one spare and if more than one bulb goes out on the farm, we might have to have a lottery. Or a rumble! Could you please send us a few more? https://tinyurl.com/heat-lamp-bulbs-for-george

Now let’s talk about food, Santa. You love food, and I love food. The kind people here prepare vegetable stews, and sometimes they seem to lose this really great knife – could you send us a backup? Please? https://tinyurl.com/paring-knife-for-george

And bowls for serving our dinner – I think the horse ran off with mine: https://tinyurl.com/bowls-for-george

I like this type because it’s very soft on my tongue, and you can see that my tongue has a few issues. It sticks out all the time. Nothing I can do about it. I got used to sticking it out all the time at the mean man before, and then … it just got stuck!

And Santie, please send me a sponsor! It’s been a while. I can’t promise to let them pet me when they come to visit, but if they bring me a soft pear or a banana I will graciously accept it! https://shop.stargazingfarm.org/product/george-the-pig/

Oh thank you Santa Clausie for reading a letter from a pigoletto (our nickmane!)

Love,

George