Author: annesanta

Hey Mr. Santa Claus of the North Pole, So let me just tell you a thing or two, shall I?  Mr. Santa I have been in charge here for over a year now and I am seeing the need for…

My dear Santa Claus, My name is Maria.  I am a cat.  I am the most beautiful cat on the farm, no matter what Evelyn says.  I am everywhere at once.  I protect the farm from incursions of other cats,…

Dear Santa Claus, Yet another year goes by and I’m still old.  You still old, too?  Uh-hunh, we’re both old, so let’s break out the whisky!  Oh, now, don’t be shocked. Old ladies like to have fun, too.  You know,…

Monsieur le Santa, I must register my sincere complaint about the horse Bruno who says the rude things about me.  It is most unfair.  Please let me tell you about all my positive qualities and I am sure you will…

Ho ho ho!  Santa, I just love this time of year! I like the colder weather (it makes me frisky!), I like the extra soft hay that we get.  I like the little lights we put up around the farm…

Oh well hello there Santa! I was just taking a snooze in the sun, that being my favorite hobby.  You may notice the extreme cleanliness of my fur.  That is because I am an immaculate cat.  I spend most of…

How do you do, Mr. Santa Claus! How very pleased I am to make your acquaintance.  Why, this very time last year I was but a street urchin, a waif tossed out upon the ugly surf of modern life to…

Dear Dear Santa! I’m a big, fuzzy, very sweet cow.  I also happen to have the most beauuuuutiful moo.   I’m just so grateful that I’ve gotten to stay at this farm as long as I have. Before, I was moved…

Dear Santa, I’m Davey (otherwise known as “Davey-Doo”) and I’m new here.  I’m a Boer goat but I’m really small for my age (I’m 8 months old!).  Now, Santa, you might not know it, but I have a mouth problem.…

Dear Santa Claus, My name is Zoe Monster.  A many years ago, when I was young and charming …. two very silly people brought me for boarding and never picked me up. I have had quite the life since then.…