Door Category: 2024

Waiting for Santa Claus

  Santa Claus? Hello Santa Claus? Are you coming still? We are outside waiting for you. Look, it’s me Dolly and my sister Shannon, our husband Dwayne (that’s a long story so don’t ask) and our children William and Willow.…

Louie

My kind sir: I write to you today with both greetings and misgivings. In fact, I write to you to beseech you to aid me in my troubles. As I am sure you are aware, I have lived many years…

George

Mr. Santa! I’m sending you two photos of me because I thought you’d like to see me in my various moods. I can be “in your face George!” or I can be “sweet as pie in your arms George.” I’m…

Dexter

Hi Santa Claus, it’s me, Dexter. Remember I came here last year because my daddy got a really bad sickness called ALS. We were so sad to say goodbye to each other, and I miss him. But I have new…

Stinky Pete

Well now hello there Santa. We haven’t met yet. You might think you don’t want to meet me because of my name, but it’s a nickname from my old life. Ah, those days of peeing on my beard to attract…

Tony

Hiya Santa, Did you know that I came here as just a pipsqueak of a goat with my best friend Vinnie? We climbed trees and got into all sorts of nonsense, as any really good goat will do. I lost…

Brucie and Bilbo

Oooh Santa Santa! Who are you? Everyone is talking about you but it seems to me you are very large and very red and very far away. Bilbo, silly, don’t you know about Santa Claus? He’s the nicest person on…

Jean-Claude

Mon cher Saint Nicolas, C’est moi, the Jean-Claude and how happy indeed I am to meet you once again. I am pleased to report that my preeminence as most handsome animal on the farm persists, and is doubted by no…

Mamie

Hiya Santa! It’s me, Mamie. Santa, so you remember how cute I am!? I can run around and around in circles and then jump up on you and knock you down. Sometimes I’m kind of a noisy little dog. And…