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Heya Santa Claus!

Hey, ya know, I am a rabbit.  My name is Al.  I used to live on the streets but then someone from Friends of Rabbits rescued me.  There were a lot of weird car rides and veterinarians poking me which honestly I did not appreciate, but I guess they’ve gotta do what they’ve gotta do.

Be that as it may, to make a long story short, I met this amazing lady bunny named Zoe at one of their speed dating events.  Oh man, she was so beautiful.  She grunted and boxed, but only at people.  She was petite and so delicate and with me she was lovey-dovey.  But Santa, my heart broke when she died of old age recently.  I’m a young and healthy guy, and I’m lonely now.  My first wish, Santa, is that you find me a new love.  I was used to being a bachelor, but Zoe taught me that two is always better than one.

Getting to the more practical affairs of a rabbit, we here in rabbitland have discovered these really great new litter boxes.  They don’t replace the big ones (and we could use those, too, more on that later), but these really help keep our bums clean while we attend to business.  We could probably use one or two of them, a small and a large.  I’ll need a large, because I’m a big fella.  https://tinyurl.com/box-for-al

As I said, yeah, our litter boxes have really seen better days.  I mean, I’m ok with hand-me-downs but Santa, seriously, if I’m gonna bring a new lady to my home I’d better present her with a new box, you know what I’m sayin? Say, what do you think about this one?  It looks kinda like a boat?  Wow, that could be really romantic.  https://tinyurl.com/pan-for-al

Hey listen, have you tried this stuff?  https://www.chewy.com/naturals-by-rosewood-natures-salad/dp/232288l It’s amazing.  It’s not as good as fresh greens (yeah, you can definitely send me some greens – I’m kinda partial to arugula), but this dried salad has herbs and stuff and it’s really kinda trendy among lagomorphs these days.

So get a load of this!  They finally managed to get my picture up on the sponsorship list so now people can actually sponsor me.  I’m a really, really nice rabbit.  I don’t bite, and I’m soft and sweet. https://shop.stargazingfarm.org/product/al/

Hey Santa, it’s been really great talkin with ya today, thanksalot for paying attention!

Yours very sincerely,

Al the rabbit
Star Gazing Farm
16760 Whites Store Road
Boyds, MD 20841