Winston
Hail to you Sir Santa! My name is Winston and I’m a dog for the kings, I am. I came to this farm when my people sold their sheep and no longer needed my services. (we won’t mention the dalliance…
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Gilbert
Well top o’ the mornin’ to ya, Mr. Claus. It’s your old friend Gilbert – but I’m a changed man, I am. Last year I wrote to you asking for bandages and medicines and all manner of tiresome things, didn’t…
Pearl and Dingy
My dear, sweet Santa Claus. Please let me introduce myself. You may not know me because this time last year I smelled like pigs. Yes, you heard me right, I was bunking with a herd of large farm pigs and,…