Waldo

My kind sir,

It is I, Waldo. We have spoken before and I have greatly enjoyed our conversations. I believe I promised you a touch of cognac next you are in town, and rest assured, I shall make good that promise – along with cookies, of course.

Dear, dear Santa, we are both getting older, are we not? Alas, this is something that happens to us without our permission and the remarkable thing is that the process does not stop. However, good food and regular exercise and mental stimulation – ah yes, keeping one’s mind active – are all such vital aspects to gracefully aging.

You may know that the humans who serve me regularly cook me vegetable stews. These are extremely tasty, although may I ask you to please put in a word to omit the kale next time, and go a bit heavier on the sweet potatoes and pasta? Now, the humans cook pretty much every week and so the pot they’ve been using has taken a lot of beating. It is now misshapen and very scratched up. On their behalf, may I please ask you for a new cook pot so that I may continue to enjoy my healthy dinners? https://tinyurl.com/stew-pot-for-waldo

Ah yes, we pigs are quite the connosseurs of fine food, and dining is an important part of our day. It pains me to say this, but the bowls in which we are served our food are quite sub-par. They are made of metal which, yes, are quite easy to clean. But you see, you must take into consideration the mechanism of how a pig eats. We have large snouts, and we sniff the food first (because we can taste with our noses – did you know that?) Let me cut to the chase: we always spill our food because the bowls are too high on the side and too narrow in the middle. Because we do not want to waste food, we sometimes have to clean up the leftovers from the ground.  This is highly distasteful and not a healthy habit, either. I have done a great deal of research and I feel that these very elegant bowls (with low rims and wide bases) will be far superior for our eating pleasure.  https://tinyurl.com/dinner-bowls-for-waldo

We potbelly pigs have issues with our skin getting dry. Perhaps you have this too – especially in the winter time.  Once again, I have done my research and have found that there are two supplements we should have in our meals daily:  A capsule of vitamin E https://tinyurl.com/Vitamin-E-for-waldo and a few tablespoons of unrefined coconut oil put on our food https://tinyurl.com/coco-oil-for-waldo daily can help us maintain a balanced moisture level in our skin.

Kind sir, I so do appreciate your willingness to read my missive and to consider some of my requests. My final thought is that it has been a while since I’ve had a sponsor who came out to visit me. Would you send me such a person? I would be so grateful.  https://shop.stargazingfarm.org/product/waldo/

Please do not forget: Cognac and cookies!

Very respectfully your friend,

Waldo