We meet again, Mr. Santa! I have reaaaalllly tried to be a good girl this year but I have not always succeeded. I did pass my basic dog training course which was VERY difficult and made Farmer Anne work very very hard. But we’re back to the training again, because, well, Santa, I just love to chew things. I can’t help it. I have stunning, strong, white teeth that have the urge to chew. I could chew all day and not get tired. I particularly like hard plastic, books, hairbrushes, and fabric I can tear apart. Remote controls are my favorite of all. I could get a job as a professional chewer at your shop, don’t you think? I could quickly dispatch any toys not making the grade. Ok, just an idea.
Well now Santa, I have some toys, but my cousin Zoe (ok, not my cousin, Farmer Anne’s cousin’s dog but close enough, right?) who is pretty naughty has been really enjoying this chew toy. It takes her hours to get at the treats. I want to see if I can beat her record! https://tinyurl.com/toy-for-steph
I also love any kind of squeaky toy! Love love love the squeaks.
You may know that I have sort of a thing for hairbrushes. In fact, I’ve chewed up about 8 of Farmer Anne’s brushes (she buys them, I chew them). What would you say to getting me my own brushes? https://tinyurl.com/furminator-for-steph
I really like hot pink, but I couldn’t find any in that color, so I might just have to steal Anne’s hot pink brush…. But this teal one is kind of pretty, too. https://tinyurl.com/brush-for-steph
Santa, I’m a big dog. I love being a big dog. It means I can leap off of steps, fly through the pastures, and do hurdles over the living room sofa. But I also have, ahem, rather large poops. Could I please have this nice scooper so that the volunteers can take care of keeping the yard clean? https://tinyurl.com/pooper-scooper-for-steph And…. here is a tin they can use for the waste! https://tinyurl.com/poop-tin-for-steph
Now, you can’t say I don’t take responsibility (sometimes)! OK Santa, it’s time to go check what has been left around the house, but I hope to see you sliding down our chimney pretty soon!
OH! And don’t forget to send me a sponsor or three! https://shop.stargazingfarm.org/product/stephanie/
PS, this is me, being an angel!