Rudy
Hi Hi Hi Santie Claus! My name is Rudy. I’m a pretty old guinea pig, but I’m still kicking the gong around, yes I am!
I’ve been very very good this year, Santie Claus. I’ve been really nice to my best friend Roger (here is a picture of the two of us) and I always share my dishes with him. I squeak sometimes to let people know I’m still alive (well, I’d squeak anyhow, but you know how it gets – there you are, taking a delicious afternoon nap, and WHAM a loud voice shouts, “RUDY!!! RUDY! Are you ok?” Yessireebob, it gets old).
Anyhow, here is my first request: our nail clippers have seen better days. Farmer Anne said they were “icky” and I think she really meant it. These look like good ones. Never mind they say they’re for cats. They will be good for me, too. And maybe I’ll share with Hopkins. I like Hopkins (he’s a cat). He purrs a lot, and he’s kind of fat and jolly, like you. https://tinyurl.com/nail-clippers-for-rudy
You know we geezers love to talk about our health! How is your health, Santie? I heard you were thinking about a Caribbean vacation for the new year. Now, I think that sounds grand! East or west? Me, I personally prefer the islands right off Miami but that’s because I don’t like to fly too often.
But back to me. My digestion has slowed down a bit, and so I need two things to help me out. One is this very yummy herbal remedy https://tinyurl.com/critical-care-for-rudy and another is a probiotic that will keep things hopping in my belly. https://tinyurl.com/bene-bac-for-rudy
Can I ask for one more thing? Please? I’d like a litter pan that has a short entrance so I don’t have to jump up into our pan. This one looks very nice, and it’s such a pretty color, plus the opening is on the side so it will fit into our pen perfectly. https://tinyurl.com/lavender-box-for-rudy
You know I don’t really have a lot of sponsors. It’s hard when you’re really little and can only squeak to grab the attention of people. But I really would like one. Look! I have my very own page for sponsorship!
https://shop.stargazingfarm.org/product/rudy/
Oh Santie, I wish I could go with you on vacation! I just love those fruity drinks with the umbrellas in them. But at least I’ll get to see you for Christmas!
Love, Rudy
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