Billy

So Santa, I was jus sayin to my bud George that Christmas is coming right up and, ya know, nobody asked us if we needed or wanted anyting.  Can you believe it?  But then just then, they says to us, “heya Bill, you want anyting from Santa”.  I sez, I tought you’d never ask. So here I am. Santa, my bud George and I, we does pretty much everytin together, ya know?  And Santa, naps are pretty much the most important part of our day, after our morning zooms.  Well, I guess I do more zoomin than George, seein’ as how he’s kinda getting on in years.

Well be that as it may, I want to respectfully ask you to send us this hut for our naps:  https://tinyurl.com/hidey-hut-for-billy It has two openings and we can even climb on top of it if we want, see?

Ya know, we kinda like to chew a lot, too.  Sorry, I forgot to mention that as one our favorite things.  I guess they go like this: naps, then zoomies, then chewing.  How’s about sendin us some of these apple sticks?  We’ve had em before and they were wicked good.  https://tinyurl.com/chew-sticks-for-billy

So then there’s another ting.  Yeah, I forget a lot of stuff sometimes.  It’s cause my brain is really really busy.  So we like to climb and perch.  Ignore the thing about this being a parrot perch.  We will happily take that away from the parrot any day.  Have a look at this: https://tinyurl.com/perch-for-billy  I’m tellin ya, Santa, if you lost just a little weight, you’d see how great it is to climb on this perch.  No offense intended.

Santa, there is another ting but it’s kinda mundane, if you know what I mean.  We use a lot of paper towels.  That’s cause they are always cleanin in here.  I mean, don’t get me wrong, we love living in a clean environment but oh boy, they sure do use a lot of paper towels.  Maybe you could send some along?

And hey, I got myself my own sponsorship page.  Yeah, all these years and George has been doing the chinchilla sponsorship gig, but it’s my turn now!  Check it out! https://shop.stargazingfarm.org/product/billy/

So great to talk with yas, Santa.  I hope you and the missus have a really great Christmas, I mean after you get home after workin all night, I guess you might be a little crabby, but after that, maybe yous can go to the beach or sometin?

Your friend,

Billy
Star Gazin Farm
16760 Whites Store Road
Boyds, MD 20841